Calling all zombie movie fans. Oh, and calling all porn fans. I think that about covers most of the population. If you don't fit into those two general categories, then this post won't interest you. And you don't interest me, so buh-bye.
My wishes were answered today when Sony Pictures released the trailer for their new upcoming disaster, "Zombie Strippers", starring none other than the flesh eating porn star herself, Jenna Jameson. Unfortunately, I don't think Jenna will be utilizing her famous skills-- this looks like it's supposed to be a 'real' movie. I just hope this isn't her attempt at becoming a legitimate actress. I'm fond of what she does in the 'other film realm'. Although, Jenna killing some zombies sounds pretty hot. Watch the trailer below:
Best line so far?
Chick with gun #1:They're good girls.
Chick with gun #2:They're zombies!
Chick with gun #1:No, they're strippers.
Chick with gun #4: They're zombie strippers!
Ooooooh, snap.
In other porn star news, supposedly Jenna has been strutting her stuff around West Hollywood with a new woman: Aubrey O'Day, who is the lead singer from Danity Kane (see photo below). Not that this is any surprise-- Jenna is an open bisexual. I'm not quite sure what's going on with this new fling though. Come on, Jenna. Doesn't she look a little familiar? That's right, now put down the mirror. I think Jenna should just have a new reality show to find a girlfriend. "A Shot at Love with Jenna Jameson" sounds pretty good. Man, I should really copyright this kind of brilliance.
~Shia Woods
1 comment:
Agreed...you should really copywrite, and probably make it less findable by stalkers. I mean...now I know you like peanut butter crunch and zombie porn stars. I could use this against you some day,,,
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