America's Next Top Model: Recap Patience is a Virtue

I know you were all anxiously awaiting our first recap of America's Next Top Model.  Don't lie.  You were.  Unfortunately we had some technical difficulties this week.  If anyone is fluent in Japanese and would like to read us the directions on our camera, please let us know.  If you would like details on the logic that went behind buying a camera that is only in Japanese, ask Vanessa.

Since the next episode airs tomorrow, we will be recapping that one instead.  And since we don't want any hate mail for not recapping last week's episode (that's a lie, we love getting mail), below is our favorite photo from the episode. Our homegirl Lauren looks smokin' hot here:



America's Next Top Model: Giving hope to all of Brooklyn, one hipster at a time.