When Bad Girls Go Gay

We would be the worst lesbian TV watchers ever if we didn't discuss the ultra-lesbionic events that graced the Oxygen channel this week. And I don't mean the straight-girl-experimenting kind of lesbian action, I mean true dykelicious fun.

We're big fans of The Bad Girls Club, which airs on Tuesdays (again, on Oxygen). Basically, the show is kind of like The Real World. Except with all girls. Who could kick your ass. And mine. And should probably all have their tubes tied. Let's just say these girls are craaaazy.


This week, two of the girls in the house bonded. And by bond I mean they might as well turn in their birth control and pick up a tool belt. Cordelia and Andrea, both of whom were presumed to be straight, got friendly in a big way this week. What started out as innocent flirting (which was a surprise to the rest of the girls) soon turned into an almost-coming out for Cordelia and a hook-up that promises to keep on giving in episodes to come. In fact, the girls wanted to hook up so bad, that they used their male boss as an excuse to do it. Don't worry ladies, he wasn't involved. He just kind of sat by them awkwardly.

Is Cordelia really gay? Is Andrea? Do we really care? Um, yes. I tend to like anything lesbian...even if it does involve an ex-porn star (Cordelia). Actually, that might even make it better. Below is a preview of the episode so you can get a taste:



Next week, Andrea and Cordelia will probably exchange promise rings and jump a flight to Hoboken to tie the knot. Not that I play into lesbian sterotypes or anything. I just hope they shop at Home Depot when they purchase their new home, Bed, Bath & Beyond is pricey and Cordelia hasn't been giving too many lap dances these days.